Front: JCU Chemistry Geek Week 2007

Back: We do things in lab that would be a felony in your garage!

You know you’re a JCU chemistry student when:

10.) You understand that teamwork in lab classes is essential because it allows you to blame someone else.

9.) You can draw some of the compounds listed on your shampoo bottle.

8.) Your best pickup line is, "I can't spell nucleophile without U!"

7.) You enjoy the tingling from acetone evaporating from your hands.

6.) You've started referring to fat people as “sterically hindered.”

5.) Your life expectancy is 25 years.

4.) Your friends don't look at you funny when you refer to a stop-cock.

3.) You think fresh air smells funny.

2.) It's the day after classes have ended, and you're still working on your unknown.

1.) We don’t need sleep anyway.

Top Ten Reasons to be a Chemistry Major:

10.) Liquid nitrogen is cool.

9.) Permanent goggle marks are cheaper than a tattoo.

8.) Access to 100% pure ethanol.

7.) You can blame everything on entropy.

6.) Showers in the lab.

5.) If you can't handle the delta(H), switch to liberal arts.

4.) Legal distillation.

3.) Old chemists never die; they just reach equilibrium.

2.) We don’t need sleep anyway.

1.) Explosions, fires, broken glassware, acid holes, and